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[autodidacticrobogirl]

Is it safe to come out yet?

I'm hungry.

[If anyone needs to find Kimiko physically, she'll be skulking around the buffet, loading up on food before scuttling back to her room.]

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[sirmcgrumpants.livejournal.com]

Was hast du gesagt?

[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

Ich wurde gefragt, ob es sicher ist. Sprechen Sie Englisch?

[sirmcgrumpants.livejournal.com]

Nein.

Wir stehen in der Mitte eines Krieges. Warum wäre es sicher?

Sind Sie Teil der Alliierten?

[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

Nein, mein Vater ist Japaner.

[She'd claim to be British of American if he hadn't been speaking German- technically, by official citizenship, neither of those three options is a lie.]

Es ist schlimmer als ein Krieg hier. Der Kapitän ist verrückt, und die Realität ändert sich täglich. Du wirst nie daran gewöhnen.

[sirmcgrumpants.livejournal.com]

[Oh God someone from the Axis powers. And they're psycho or something]

Du bist verrückt!

[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

Fein, denken was man will. Wenn Sie hungrig sind, gibt es ein Buffet an Deck Four. Stay von Carnival, wenn Sie schlau sind.

[Oh, you haven't yet seen Psycho, fresh meat.]

Es ist mir egal, wenn Sie denken, ich bin verrückt, du hast gerade erst angekommen. Sie erfahren, auf eigene Faust, was die Wahrheit ist und was nicht.

[sirmcgrumpants.livejournal.com]

Ich glaube Ihnen nicht.

[Stubborn kid is stubborn]

[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

Ich ehrlich gesagt egal.

[She seriously doesn't. She doesn't even know your name]

[sirmcgrumpants.livejournal.com]

[He was going to say something back, but he can't think of a retort.

Crap.

You win this round, Kimiko]

[tweakinabox.livejournal.com]

[Clambers past Kimiko's legs at full tilt!!! The run stops almost immediately as he spies her and he circles round, sitting at her feet.

Food.]

Mrow .. mrow. mrrt mew!

[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

...Cat.

[Kimiko is not good at keeping pets alive, but she does know, vaguely, that cats are for petting.]

[tweakinabox.livejournal.com]

[He continues to weave and meow, but it's not getting much of a reaction other than a stare. He gathers and ~jumps~ up onto the serving counter, looking from the food to the girl and back several times.

He finally sits on his haunches and opens his mouth, pointing to it.]

Mrow!

[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

[Extremely....conversant cat. Have a long, bug-eyes stare.]

Just eat it. You're a cat, you don't need plates.

[Cats don't understand english, Kim. She sighs andskoots a chicken wing off her plate and onto the counter in front of the cat. Felines are carnivorous, right?]

[tweakinabox.livejournal.com]

[It's like manna from heaven when it's flipped off her plate and in front of him. Although .. what's that she has on ~her~ plate. Why yes, there is a tasty chicken leg right in front of him, but you could have something even more tasty!

Begin plan ~cute kitty~.]

mrrt rr row mrt mew

[He licks his lips, staring at you: staaaaaaaaaaaring.]

[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

[And now Simon's Cat has tapped into the deep font of insanity that is Kimiko's neurotic bent. She's already trying to figure out how much a cat that size needs to eat in a day and wondering if he'd like coffee or if that'd poison him. She's already hip-deep in imagined coffee-poison scenarios when the Cat makes another noise and she notices the adorable stare.]

...

[Oh god she's nearly poisoned the most adorable cat in the world to death and she doesn't even know its name.]

I'msosorryherehaveitall.

[Big plate of human food all for kitty.]

Poor mite .. I lol'd, no lie.

[tweakinabox.livejournal.com]

[He watches eagerly and then blinks as she offers him his choosing from her entire plate. He picks a chicken wing completely identical to the one he snubbed before and meow with a full mouth.]

Mwow.

[He begins to eat, although he keeps an eye on the young girl, who appears to nearly be hyperventilating. He finishes his wing and begins grooming his paws.]

She's really very easy to break.

[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

[He stopped eatting. Does that mean he doesn't like it, or that he's going to throw up, or- Oh. Maybe he's just full?]

...gooood Kitty.

[Kim is really bad at taking care of pets.]

She's too adorable!

[tweakinabox.livejournal.com]

[He feels her staring at him and looks up from a freshly cleaned paw, tongue caught between his teeth.

This human is a strange one, and coming from a cat that's something.]

Mreow??

<3

[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'[m just gonna...

[Flee! Maybe if she doesn't stick around this will all have beena nightmare. Clearly it's not safe to come out yet.]

>^___^<

[tweakinabox.livejournal.com]

[He watches her curiously as she begins to inch away, hopping off the counter to follow.]

Mrow? mrowow mrrt mew mrow!

[He trots to keep up!]

[mega-lan.livejournal.com]

Safe from what?

[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

From...things.

[Vague, she knows, but...it's hard to describe.]

It's a dangerous ship.

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[candlejack-gone.livejournal.com]

let us get pie

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[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

...

Uhh...pie?

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[candlejack-gone.livejournal.com]

You should greet people by name. Polite that way....



[candlejack is a creeper]

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[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

I don't know your name.

[Kimmi's a spook. It all works out even.]

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[candlejack-gone.livejournal.com]

[He holds up a picture of a candle and then a picture of a jack]

[Video]

[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

[This is Kimiko, not giving a damn]

Cute.

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[candlejack-gone.livejournal.com]

[Then he holds up a paper with writing on it, this boat is almost too easy it says 'candlejack']

[wallrocket.livejournal.com]

It is most certainly not safe, mademoiselle! Many dangerous creatures prowl through the majestic decks of this vessel! I myself have been hiding in a suitcase for the past twenty minutes!

[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

Then you're smarter than most.

...But I have to eat.

[wallrocket.livejournal.com]

Oh, mademoiselle...

[... The things he does for humans.]

Mademoiselle, I, Wall Cheese McGregor, will gladly retrieve a meal for you from the delicious depths of the buffet!

[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

[Wall Ch- ...what?]

Uh...That's alright. I'm already at the Buffet. There as a cat but I'm fine now.

[wallrocket.livejournal.com]

Ah. Very well!

[His job here is done!]

What, pray tell, is wrong with cats?

[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure. Further testing is required. Maybe I could catch one and do behavioral trials, but I don't know how I'd find the right kind of cage, and food becomes problematic. Do cats still eat meat purely, or is there some kind of supplement?

[wallrocket.livejournal.com]

Er, I am uncertain. Neither my best friend nor her sister keep a cat on the premises.

[At home, that is.]

My experience with cats has proved them to be rather vile. They enjoy my tail.

[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

...

[DERAILED]

Tail?