oo2 | Meatbags

[autodidacticrobogirl]

Today I caught myself referring to humans as "spaghetti-coded wetware." I guess that's actually a step up from "meatbags." I bet people will still take offense for some reason. Also, I'm out of coffee. This is stupid, where do I get more coffee in this place?

There's no supermarket.

Maybe I could invent a coffee machine that doesn't run out. There has to be a better way of doing this. Also, I need to talk to the doctor, probably. Is that thing ever where it's supposed to be? Jeez, this place is boring. If it weren't for all the... Y'know, it wouldn't be worth getting up in the morning.

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[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

Of course it does. I always make sense.

[thenotmagician]

Don't we all?

I'm Zeke. Ezekiel Lerish. Nice ta meet ya.

[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure 'we' don't. That's why it's 'spaghetti-code' and not structured.

...Kim Ross. Actually it's Dr. Ross, but nobody cares.

[thenotmagician]

Huh. Howdy, then, Dr. Ross. Welcome to our batshit crazy paradise.

[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

[Drily] How nice.

[thenotmagician]

Most of the time it is, when shit's not hitting the fan.

[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

It's boring.

[thenotmagician]

And you've been here like, what, a week now? Shit'll happen eventually, just you wait.

[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

Look. Zeke. I'm an inventor. I don't sleep more than an hour for every twenty and I spend every waking moment doing... science.

I am in tropical hell.

[thenotmagician]

Then do your... "science" thing on the boat somewhere. S'not hard.

[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

I don't have a lot of supplies. Also, the bear might steal my ideas, like they always do.

[Also people might TALK TO HER OH GOD.]

[thenotmagician]

I'm pretty sure there's plenty of crap to use on deck twelve.

...Bear? Y'don't mean the sushi bears, right?

[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

Yes. The...'Sushi Bears.'

Bipedal sentient bears are tricky and clever, and I don't trust them.

[thenotmagician]

[......What even.

Just.

He just stops.

And tries SO HARD not to laugh at her. Really. He tries.

But he fails]

I'm... I'm pretty sure they're not gonna bother with you. Unless it has t'do with fish. Or karaoke.

[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

[click. Kim hangs up partway through being laughed at.

The day she sits still to be made fun of by a primate is the last day she spends alive.]