[And now Simon's Cat has tapped into the deep font of insanity that is Kimiko's neurotic bent. She's already trying to figure out how much a cat that size needs to eat in a day and wondering if he'd like coffee or if that'd poison him. She's already hip-deep in imagined coffee-poison scenarios when the Cat makes another noise and she notices the adorable stare.]
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[Oh god she's nearly poisoned the most adorable cat in the world to death and she doesn't even know its name.]
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[Oh god she's nearly poisoned the most adorable cat in the world to death and she doesn't even know its name.]
I'msosorryherehaveitall.
[Big plate of human food all for kitty.]