[There's a long moment of silence.]

I'm fairly certain helping to save the world from a giant hunk of burning interplanetary rock summoned by the son of a beauty and a psychopath to get back at humankind for leading him to believe he was the child of a semisentient alien supervirus counts as an accomplishment worth remembering.

[That came out very fast, but level and matter-of-fact.]

But it wouldn't be the first time I've been wrong in my life.