Ate a cookie for the first time in I think ten years, then sat on a chair and broke it. Yep. Still too heavy for wooden chairs.

And now I feel kind of sick because that was the first thing I've eaten in two days because I kept forgetting to eat.

Brilliant.

...

[So bored. So intensely bored. And lazy. So intensely lazy. And sick of charging her batteries. WHY DO THESE OUTLETS HAVE SUCH LOW VOLTAGE ARGH.]


What I'd like to know is if anyone's ever managed to break any of these devices. I mean, I've tried a few things, but it's not even denting.

Does anyone need something fixed?